I'm drunk bitches!

made-mermaid:

aflylovesong:

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

And tacos

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lovesoulbounce:

Whitney Houston and Queen Latifah share a green slime photo op. 
My mind got blown a few days ago when I remembered that Whitney Houston hosted Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards back in 1995 and 1996…

lovesoulbounce:

Whitney Houston and Queen Latifah share a green slime photo op. 

My mind got blown a few days ago when I remembered that Whitney Houston hosted Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards back in 1995 and 1996…

(Source: everythingwhitneyhouston, via gabbyrose)

And yes I fart because I’m human and Mexican, so we eat beans and shit

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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So my sister had me on skype with her friend from canada as I was passed the fucked out and kept farting, fuck that bitch I’m getting the worst possible picture of her and posting it on every social media site!

unimpressedcats:

hmm i’m not sure just give me a second to think about thi….
NGHARRNGHARRNGHARR GIMME DE BROCCOLI 

unimpressedcats:

hmm i’m not sure just give me a second to think about thi….

NGHARRNGHARRNGHARR GIMME DE BROCCOLI 

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via boredomkillzz)

raybucho:

eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars
bitch i will actively be gay for a year

raybucho:

eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars

bitch i will actively be gay for a year

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