I'm drunk bitches!

kawthug:

phanof-bands:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

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"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

Things like this make me extremely happy


PRISONERS CAN GET CATS AND YET MY DAD STILL WONT LET ME GET ONE.

kawthug:

phanof-bands:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

Things like this make me extremely happy

PRISONERS CAN GET CATS AND YET MY DAD STILL WONT LET ME GET ONE.

The signs when someone talks shit..

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

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hairy-stargate-lesbian:

unimpressed2chainz:

laur-alien:

unimpressed2chainz:

does anyone remember a couple of years ago jay-z had this brit awards after party and he refused to let white ppl in and wow i just want to be that rich and powerful so i can just go “swerve, white ppl i don’t want to see or be seen by you today” 

…so you want to be so rich that you’re allowed to be racist?

yeah 

yes

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