I'm drunk bitches!

k1mkardashian:

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Early as all kinds of fuck waiting for an office that was suppose to open at 7am to open 👎😩 #imacutie #fatgirlselfielightjng

Early as all kinds of fuck waiting for an office that was suppose to open at 7am to open 👎😩 #imacutie #fatgirlselfielightjng

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

(via thefuuuucomics)

4t-ounce:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What the fuck is lorde even doing

4t-ounce:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What the fuck is lorde even doing

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via itsjoelbruh)

yeevil:

probably not that

(Source: weirdinternet, via thats-so-meme)

damnthatswhack:

bestrooftalkever:

Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored Nesquik
#synergy

There’s so many goddam satire sites nowadays I have no idea if anything is real anymore

damnthatswhack:

bestrooftalkever:

Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored Nesquik

#synergy

There’s so many goddam satire sites nowadays I have no idea if anything is real anymore

(via pricklylegs)

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

(via gabbyrose)

“i just need to get my shit together”
— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: jamespmberry, via 40datruth)